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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Knock It Off, Individuals

I appreciate the cute little notion that you think you're different. I suppose we all think that at one point or another. I remember those days back in the nineties. Growing my hair long, listening to metal, wearing my Slayer t-shirt. I was different. Different like millions of other kids around the world.

I understand the need for individuality. That makes sense to me. You want to stand out. At least, you think you want to stand out. That's the problem. You think you feel a need to be unique, but you really just want to belong to something that people you don't like don't belong to. You actually want to be the exact same as someone else to be the opposite of someone you don't like.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Knock It Off, Facebook Complainers

You do this every time. Whenever something is different, you throw a shit fit. "Why did they change it?" "I liked the old way?" The old way? You mean the last version you bitched about? Yeah, they do change the layout every six months or so, but it's not that big of a deal. My favorite is the slow adapter. "I just got used to the last version." Are you really that stupid? It took you six months to get used to it?

Change is inevitable. Facebook change is constant. My problem with you is that you bitch about things that you get for free. If you don't like Facebook, delete your account. Go back to MySpace and see how that is. Even Tom is on Facebook now. How about your Friendster or your Bebo? Why don't you hang out there with the other shitheads?

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Knock It Off, United States Postal Service

This one has been festering for a long time. Don't even act like you don't know why. For the last four and a half years, I've been listening to tales of your financial woes. It started when I walked in the door and carried my first route. It hasn't stopped. Blame has been placed everywhere but where it should be. On your complacent shoulders.

I'm really tired of the idea that your financial failures are due to the fact that you have to pay into a retirement account. If the problem lies with retirees, then why have you offered early retirement to so many people? Is it just to get them out of your hair? I know it isn't because you care about your employees. That's a joke. I love when people find out that I work for you. The first thing they say to me is, "Oh, great benefits." Benefits? I don't get those. Not health or dental insurance, not vacation time, not sick days and I don't even get paid for holidays that I have no choice in having off.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Knock It Off, American Family Association

I think that many people are fooled by your name. "American" and "Family" are words that people care about and like. Unfortunately, it doesn't represent your actual viewpoint. You only care about your view of what the American family should be. In essence, you are hiding behind words. Your outer appearance doesn't represent what is truly inside. You are in the closet, so to speak.

That's funny, because those are the people you create. Closeted scared people that are afraid to be who they really are. That's a shame, especially considering who your leader is. Remember that guy? His name is Jesus. He was the guy that said love thy neighbor and turn the other cheek, but you never seem to honor that. Instead, you preach fear. Why? Maybe because you are afraid. Maybe you're afraid of your afterlife, or maybe you're afraid that people will know who you really are and then judge you. I'm not the guy who thinks all homophobes are gay, or even as the word suggests, afraid of gays. That's just as simple minded as you are. I just know you're stupid.